You know its going to be a bad day when....

1. Your alarm clock doesn't go off and you stir from your blissful slumber to discover that your lift will be here in 10 minutes!
2. None of your clothes are ironed, as your procrastination over ironing them has relegated them to the ironing basket where the pile grows ever larger.
3. You trip over the cat who is sitting smugly on the bathroom floor with the remains of its latest rodent meal.
4. Finally you get to work to discover that your Word programme has become corrupted and has to be reloaded.
5. The boss is actually being nice to you, which is very worrisome as he normally isn't and this means that you are about to be landed with some unwanted work!
6. You jump out of the car coming home and right into a large puddle and your shoes and socks are now soaking wet!
7. While cooking dinner you are distracted by the cat who has decided to investigate the top pelmet in the living room on which you have some rather expensive ornaments. This causes instantaneous panic and diverts your attention from your dinner which is now somewhat cremated and inedible. Mother suggests take-out.
8. After a lovely warm bath you flop into bed utterly exhausted only to sit in the slimy remains of a furball!!

Some days it just isn't worth getting up!!